Footballers accused of rape are a staple of modern British life, and today the AANs blog has cause to honour their contribution to appropriate amusement.
"Two Dundee United footballers have been questioned by police in connection with an alleged serious sexual assault.
BBC Scotland understands the players are David Goodwillie and David Robertson."
Thanks to regular contributor, curry fan and inciter of rail company executive immolation A. McNeill for spotting that one.
UPDATE: The charges have been dropped; his willie is indeed good. See? His N is AA-rated after all.