Ever since the days when our old school chaplain Mr Christie would drone on about his namesake, we at the AANs blog have taken a particular interest in amusingly and appropriately named figures from the world to come. Here, then, are a few proofs that God has a sense of humour after all...
Cardinal Sin did what he said on the tin,
Likewise herbal healer Ah Nya Plant,
Mark Godshall if you're not careful,
Hakim Quick if you're particularly apostatic,
Then there's obscenely rich televangelist Creflo Dollar,
And spiritual scribbler Will Heaven,
But his colleague Roger Boyes wins the byline from hell.
May God have mercy on their silly souls.